Length: Thirty Seconds
Producer: Oscar Dufau, William Hanna, and Joseph Barbera
Released: December 11, 1982
Studio: Hanna-Barbera Productions and King World Productions
- Originally aired with Tiny Terror and Science Fair And Foul.
- At the beginning of this skit, Alfalfa revised a line from the folk song "Oh My Darling Clementine", replacing "Darling" with "Darla". He would also revise a line from "I've Been Working on the Railroad" in Cap'n Spanky's Showboat, replacing "railroad" with "steamboat".