Miss Argyle is the prim and proper "pilgrimess" third grade teacher of Spanky McFarland and Alfalfa Switzer at Green Street Grammar School. She also writes and choreographs the Rascals' Arbor Day play with Miss Jones, her assistant, doing the accompanying music. During the play, she can be seen following the percussion of the music with her ruler and even lip-syncing to the lines. Her superior is Principal Cass.
Miss Argyle was played by actress Kathryn Sheldon.